Death to door dingers

Kinja'd!!! "505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux)
02/21/2014 at 15:10 • Filed to: None

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At least the one in the Audi 90Q. I got much satisfaction just now when I heard it's last ding. Went DING-DING-Dinrrrrrr-drrrrrr-DING-rrrrrrr-rrrrrrr then blessed silence. All VW/AUDI warning buzzers from the 80's sucked anyways, they make me crazy

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Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > 505Turbeaux
02/21/2014 at 15:18

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My wife leaves her key in the ignition while the car is in the garage. Every time I open the door it bongs at me and I want to kill it.


Kinja'd!!! With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > 505Turbeaux
02/21/2014 at 15:21

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I'm the second owner of my car. The first owner was brilliant (no sarcasm!) and removed the drivers' door open sensor. So quiet while working on the car. :-)


Kinja'd!!! puddler > 505Turbeaux
02/21/2014 at 15:24

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i've pulled 'em out of every car anyone has let me...or figured out how to turn them off. most, i just snip the little speaker.


Kinja'd!!! JDMatt > 505Turbeaux
02/21/2014 at 16:23

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tales from the front lines:

while working as a parking lot attendant, some crazy woman in an audi Q5 went ballistic on me for a door ding, screaming about how it was 9/11 x 1000, and how she wanted to get money from my boss and get me fired and other stuff like that. meanwhile, the garage became full and I wasn't there to manage the traffic flow properly. It's really not my fault that her lease term was almost over. I'm willing to bet $15 that you can go up to almost any car in san francisco and see evidence of dent, dings, and scratches related to street parking.

Door dings happen in my garage all the time. car alarms usually don't get set off, unless the car that got dinged has an aftermarket alarm or happens to be a bangle-era BMW 5 series.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > JDMatt
02/21/2014 at 16:25

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damn, yeah I know it. Man that sucks


Kinja'd!!! JDMatt > JDMatt
02/21/2014 at 16:27

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damn JDMatt, I really hope you don't turn in college papers with the same level of proof reading!


Kinja'd!!! Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder > 505Turbeaux
02/21/2014 at 19:42

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Ehh.. We don't have those in Europe I think... I never heard one..